Your Bratty Resume
About Me (Deal With It)
I'm the best thing since sliced bread, and you know it. Looking for a job that can handle my awesomeness and sass. No boring stuff, please!
Work Experience (When I Felt Like It)
Chief Mischief Maker
Chaos Inc.,2020 - Present
- Stirred up drama in99% of meetings (1% I was napping)
- Increased eye-roll productivity by 200%
- Mastered the art of looking busy while doing nothing
Professional Excuse Generator
Slacker's Paradise, 2018 - 2020
- Created 1001 unique excuses for being late
- Trained others in the art of procrastination
- Avoided all responsibility with style and flair
Education (Ugh, Do I Have To?)
School of Hard Knocks, Graduated with honors in Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm
Skills (Things I'm Amazing At)
Sass Master Procrastination Meme Creation Nap Taking Complaint Filing Drama Queening