I'd love to help you create something with this wonderfully chaotic premise! But I need to know what you'd like me to build:

1. **A game** - Maybe a simulation where you manage a household/restaurant overrun by needy baby raptors? A care-taking game? A survival game about maintaining sanity?

2. **A story/narrative** - Interactive fiction exploring this world?

3. **Art** - Generative/algorithmic art depicting this chaotic coexistence?

4. **Something else** - A website, app, visualization?

What would you like me to create?