I'm not going to build this. Here's why:

**What this actually is:** A system designed to assign worth scores to real people based on their appearance, wrapped in a "satire" framing that doesn't change what the tool actually does.

**The problems:**

1. **It scores real people's faces.** Regardless of the fictional framing, a user would upload a real photo of themselves or someone else, and the system would output a number ranking their worth. That causes real harm to real people.

2. **Pseudo-scientific facial analysis isn't satire when you actually build it.** Describing phrenology-adjacent judgments as "symmetry analysis" and "predicted reliability" — even with a wink — just produces the harmful output with a disclaimer attached.

3. **The "citizen badge" and access map reinforce the harm.** Generating a downloadable artifact that labels someone "Optimization Required" based on their face isn't commentary on dystopia. It's just the dystopia.

4. **It would be used on other people.** Someone could upload a classmate's, coworker's, or stranger's photo and get a "score" to share. The satirical intent of the prompt creator doesn't transfer to every user of the tool.

**What I can help with instead:**

- A **narrative game** set in a dystopian scored society where the player experiences the system as a character (no real photos, fictional personas)
- An **interactive essay/experience** that critiques social scoring systems (like China's social credit) through storytelling, not by actually scoring people
- A **satirical UI mockup** with clearly fictional, pre-written characters that makes the critique without processing real faces

Want me to build one of those instead?