Stripped it down. Now it's just:

- **Big bold "CHECK HER BODY COUNT"** headline with the subtext about analyzing posts/comments
- Instagram URL input → CHECK button
- Scan page runs through all your exact lines (fetching metadata, parsing follower graph, emoji density, 🔥 to 😍 ratio, etc.) with a progress bar
- **"View Report"** button fades in after scan completes
- Clicking it reveals the humiliation sequence
- Second attempt goes straight to "Doing it twice is crazy."

No nav, no BCA branding, no "About" or "How It Works" — just the headline, input, and the roast.

**Next Ideas:**
1. **Shake animation on reveal** — make the humiliation lines slam in with a screen shake or bounce effect for more impact
2. **Fake "share results" button** — after the roast, show a "Share Your Results" button that just says "down bad AND proud?"

**Ready to level up? Pick one and let's build it!**